President Trump has sent out a press release stating that he will make Mexico build and pay for a Taco Bell in the White House.
“I love Hispanics” proclaimed Donald Trump on Twitter last Cinco De Mayo accompanied by a picture of him eating a taco bowl at his desk in Trump Towers. Though this year the Don is taking his love for Hispanics and Mexican food to a whole new level. “The Mexican government will pay for the design and infrastructure of a custom Taco Bell located centrally in the White House.” Trump said Friday. He went on to say “as president I deserve crunch wraps, gordita crunches, Doritos tacos, and those little Mexican apple pies…oh and of course a never ending fountain of Baja Blast.” To the surprise of the Mexican government who has spoke out against building a border wall the Mexican president responded “We don’t even like Taco Bell – it’s not real Mexican food.” The battle wages on as the two sides continue to make a case for their side. “Taco Bell is a wonderful example of bringing cultures together” Trump said “they invented the Potato Burrito and more importantly the Mexican Pizza, bridging Irish and Italians together with the Mexican people.”